Don´t let the picture fool you, Lou could grow a full head of hair if he wanted, but he shaves it in the male-pattern baldness way so that other 44-year-olds wouldn´t be jealous (what a guy). He´s also really 6´4" and muscle-bound... It´s amazing what you can do with computers now.

In his spare time, he´s working on curing all diseases, building a rocket ship and leading various pirate voyages. A fantastic athlete, he constantly turns down offers from the NFL and PGA to join...

OK, look, if you want the truth about me and the album, read what my wife wrote. I just thought this would be more fun...